Sofia Vergara Has Deadly Weapons – What’s Hot and What’s Trending 08 March 2013

08 Mar

Sofia Vergara - Killer Boobs in Machete KillsSofia Vergara Has Deadly Weapons – the curvy Latino is certainly best known for her striking figure but her breasts are due to make more of an impact than normal by the look of the poster for her new movie Machete Kills.

The stunning looking 40-year old is of course best known for playing Jay Pritchett’s sexy young Colombian wife in the award-winning US tv series Modern Family. Although she has been nominated 3 times for the Emmy for Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series there is little doubt that she is seen as the biggest star in the series these days. Certainly last year Sofia was the highest earning woman in US television earning a huge $12m in the year up to July 2012.

Sofia plays the character of Madame Desdemona in the new movie which is directed by Robert Rodriguez, a man who is known for appreciating the finer things that South America offers. His earlier movie of 2010 Machete gained the tag of a Mexploitation film and from the look of the poster for this movie nothing is going to change with the 2nd film in the series.

Rodriguez, who previously directed From Dusk Till Dawn, Sin City and Sharkboy and Lavagirl, is known for being a quick worker and Machete Kills was apparently filmed in just 29 days. His first full length movie El Mariachi is famous for being made with a budget of just $7k and it is worth getting it out on dvd to see from the extras exactly how you can shoot a low-budget movie.

As well as featuring Sofia the movie also stars Jessica Alba, Mel Gibson, Charlie Sheen, Amber Heard, Antonio Banderas, Alexa Vega, Vanessa Hudgens and Cuba Gooding Jr to name but some of the cast.

As you can see from the movie poster for Machete Kills Sofia’s character of Madame Desdemona has an interesting choice of weapon. We are sure that people have referred to Sofia as having ‘killer breasts’ before but never can that expression have been so apt. As you can see Sofia is wearing a gun bra which is shooting off at a fair rate of knots.

Sofia has said before that she is a 32F bra size but whether there needs to be an even bigger cup size on this particular bra to allow for the extra ammunition isn’t known.

It is not the first time we have seen a case of the killer boobs hit our screens as most famously Austin Powers battled the fembots (aka gynoids) in several comedy movies. As well as the usual fembots he faced, both Liz Hurley and Britney Spears dressed up as the girls with the big guns. Britney’s head explodes after she tries to shoot Austin Powers with her breasts and Liz Hurley’s character of Vanessa Kensington was actually married to Austin until exploded into several bits to be revealed as a fembot.

In Dean Martin’s 1967 movie The Ambushers, the 3rd in his Matt Helm secret agent series, he comes across one of the Slaygirls who is sporting a bra gun which goes off in front of him prompting the line: “When you say you’re a 38, you ain’t kiddin’!” You may be less keen to see this movie when you hear that it was included in the 1978 movie review book The Fifty Worst Films of All Time.

Perhaps the most infamous movie example of death by breasts comes with the 1974 movie Deadly Weapons which starred the striptease artist Chesty Morgan as a character who smothers men to death with her breasts. Morgan is a Polish born American actress who is known for her 73 inch natural bust. Her full measurements in her prime were 73-32-26 and she has been quoted in the Guinness Movie Facts and Feats book as having the largest recorded bust measurement in motion picture history.
Machete Kills is due to open in the US on 13 September this year.
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